1. 19 Apr


    anthonally:

    What Your Drug Choice Says About You

    (via semi-precious-elektron)

     

  2. 19 Apr


    tibets: Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit I feel like this old guy just felt like taking the piss.

    tibets:

    Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

    I feel like this old guy just felt like taking the piss.

    (via ifinkyhoofreeky)

     

  3. 18 Apr



    How to break up with someone

    1. You: Your ex is attractive.
    2. Partner: Which one?
    3. You: Me.
    4. You: BYEEEE
     

  4. 18 Apr



    1. She : She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?
    2. Me : Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgemental cunt like you.
     

  5. 18 Apr


    funny-pictures-uk: Nobody wants die of beaties.

    funny-pictures-uk:

    Nobody wants die of beaties.

    (Source: hoodandfabulous, via chloeebrown)

     

  6. 18 Apr



    thefourteenthdoctor:

    1dfangirlpreferences:

    thefourteenthdoctor:

    zeustreats:

    jesuschristvevo:

    i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

    That’s a prison cell

    In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

    I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

    you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

    oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

    image

    (via chloeebrown)

     

  7. 18 Apr


    (Source: fuckyeahsubversivekawaii, via smashthepastryarchy)

     

  8. 18 Apr



    beauty tips from straight edge friends

    errata-stigmata:

    conversation between one of my best friends sam (who’s straight edge) and me (who’s not)

    sam: ugh i fell asleep with makeup on and now my eyelashes are gonna get shorter

    me: that makes your eyelashes shorter?!

    sam: yea! bc when you fall asleep they’re all stiff and break off

    me: oh damn i never take my makeup off at night

    sam: WHAT?! you don’t!!

    me: yea bc i drink and smoke and just fall asleep….

    sam: drink, and smoke, and HAVE NO EYELASHES!!

    #catspizzasatan.tumblr

     

  9. 18 Apr


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  10. 17 Apr


    I thought Rosetta Stone was a program you use to learning a new language, or the ancient tablet in Egypt. Rosa Parks would be sad.

    I thought Rosetta Stone was a program you use to learning a new language, or the ancient tablet in Egypt. Rosa Parks would be sad.

    (Source: dumbesttweets, via jacksantonoff)

     

  11. 17 Apr


    (Source: dotcore, via shadow--ball)

     

  12. 17 Apr



    houseofhanover:

    I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.

    Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.

    (via semi-precious-elektron)

     

  13. 17 Apr


    sheddedskin: chestylaruexo: deadinmagazines: Omg. That cat has summed up anyone’s fear of sloths.. prepare your anus Shh, it’s not rape if nobody hears you.

    sheddedskin:

    chestylaruexo:

    deadinmagazines:

    Omg.

    That cat has summed up anyone’s fear of sloths..

    prepare your anus

    Shh, it’s not rape if nobody hears you.

    (Source: cineraria, via letsgetnaughtyunderneaththestars)

     

  14. 17 Apr


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  15. 17 Apr


    (Source: beeishappy, via letsgetnaughtyunderneaththestars)