1. 15 Apr


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  2. 15 Apr



    mylilsunshine:

    breakingtrophies:

    oliveswind:

    sanctimony:

    pandasexual:

    pandasexual:

    beepony:

    carcino:

    Super Bass - Google Translator

    L M FA O THE FUCKING CHORUS IS WHAT KILLED ME

    im dyin

    DVDSSDB.  

    I still love you.

    never not reblogging holy fuCK

    image

    boom ba doom boom boom ba doom boom bass.

    I totally forgot about this tumblr phase, this should be a thing again my god

    (Source: popshit, via thesorcererandhisprince)

     

  3. 15 Apr


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  4. 15 Apr



    w-a-n-d-e-rl-u-s-t:

    i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

    omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

    image

    how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

    I’M ITaliAN AND THIS DISNT EVEN CROSS MY MIND

    (via jamietheignorantamerican)

     

  5. 15 Apr


    fuckyeahashes:

    thegreenwolf:

    schneit:

    Since the OP didn’t give the source, this is from Darryl Cunningham’s graphic novel, Psychiatric Tales. it has ten other stories like this from his work in a psych hospital, and it’s one of the best introductions to mental health issues I’ve seen. I actually bought two copies when it first came out—one for me, and one to show clients. There’s apparently a second edition with even more info coming out this summer, so I expect to upgrade.

    screams and buys

    (via hellaciouslyrad)

     

  6. 15 Apr


    the-absolute-funniest-posts: titshmi: “Plenty of fish in the sea” This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    titshmi:

    “Plenty of fish in the sea”

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

     

  7. 15 Apr


    (Source: nuitcorbeau, via appallingly)

     

  8. 15 Apr


    noo00oo00oo00oo: pizzadragon: retrded: fucking ready for those pancakes i will forever reblog this making my way downtown

    noo00oo00oo00oo:

    pizzadragon:

    retrded:

    fucking ready for those pancakes

    i will forever reblog this

    making my way downtown

    (via mad1sonmassacre)

     

  9. 15 Apr


    (Source: death-or-exile, via mall0ry)

     

  10. 15 Apr



    Movie theaters...

    1. Me: alright
    2. Me: imma watch dis
    3. Me: i need popcorn though
    4. Me: 10.00 for a large popcorn?
    5. Me: hell no
    6. Me: screw this im smuggling in some m&m's and a bottle of coke
    7. Me: ok
    8. Me: finally getting to sit down now
    9. Me: where do i wanna sit
    10. Me: how about here
    11. Me: too close
    12. Me: how about here
    13. Me: nope there's a person sitting in the next seat
    14. Me: i've already been too social today just by coming out in public
    15. Me: perfect seat
    16. Me: aw yiss
    17. Me: yay previews
    18. Me: shit, another madagascar movie
    19. Me: I cant fucking wait to see that
    20. Me: not
    21. Me: hey lady turn off the phone
    22. Me: shit she heard me
    23. Me: well my m&m's are gone
    24. Me: how long is this gonna take
    25. Me: they could speed it up just little bit
    26. Me: i have a life you know
    27. Me: lol just kidding i have no life
    28. Me: bout fucking time this shit started
    29. Me: this is super loud
    30. Me: could they make these glasses anymore uncomfortable
    31. Me: i can already tell that she is gonna die
    32. Me: hahaHAHAHAHhahaHAHhahahHAHAHAHa i dont get it
    33. Me: ooooooooooh SHIT YOU JUST GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT
    34. Me: i gotta pee
    35. Me: but i dont wanna get up this might be a good part
    36. Me: but i dont wanna pee myself
    37. Me: i will just go it will only take a minute if i hurry
    38. Me: i wont miss anythi- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
    39. Me: i cant fuckin miss this
    40. Me: bladder you just gonna have to calm the fuck down and deal with it
    41. Me: i like him
    42. Me: he is now my favorite character
    43. Me: fuck
    44. Me: maybe i shouldnt have thought that
    45. Me: because now he is 128369876354% more likely going to die
    46. Me: yep there he goes
    47. Me: shit i dropped my glasses
    48. Me: now i cant see the screen because of the lenses
    49. Me: dont be a wuss
    50. Me: shut up and deal with it
    51. Me: hahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i get the other joke now
    52. Me: wait what
    53. Me: no
    54. Me: nope
    55. Me: i wouldnt go in there if i were you
    56. Me: what are you doing
    57. Me: i sAID DONT GO IN THERE
    58. Me: oh and you went in there
    59. Me: now youre dead
    60. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    61. Me: that was so funny
    62. Me: no one else laughed though
    63. Me: screw you guys that was fucking hilairious
    64. Me: *sobbing*
    65. Me: what
    66. Me: im not crying
    67. Me: k maybe i was crying
    68. Me: OH NO SHE DID NOT
    69. Me: i hate that bitch
    70. Me: she had it coming
    71. Me: he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blaaaaaaaame...
    72. Me: oops wrong movie
    73. Me: WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME A MONKEYS UNCLE I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
    74. Me: well that was the worst fucking resolution ever
    75. Me: im out bitches
    76. Me: fuck
    77. Me: i still have to use the toilet
    78. Me: go go go gogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo
    79. Me: almost there
    80. Me: come one bladder
    81. Me: come on little buddy
    82. Me: you can do it
    83. Me: aw yiss relief
    84. Me: ok time to lea-shit
    85. Me: did someone just called my name
    86. Me: shitshitshitshitshit
    87. Me: walk faster and maybe they wont try to catch up with me
    88. Me: not working
    89. Me: god fucking da-oh hey how are you
    90. Me: good
    91. Me: cool
    92. Me: alright bye
    93. Me: i fucking hate that little shit
    94. Me: well this was quite a day
    95. Me: not
     

  11. 15 Apr


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  12. 15 Apr


    boazpriestly:

    I AM CRYING!

    (Source: a-knack-to-vivify, via jamietheignorantamerican)

     

  13. 15 Apr


    Tyrone Lebon

    Tyrone Lebon

    (Source: fourteen-nineteen, via skyunder-the-sea)

     

  14. 15 Apr


    epic-humor: X

    epic-humor:

    X

    (Source: bluephoenix, via freshestxushi)

     

  15. 15 Apr


    fer1972:

    Know were you stand: Modern Day Locations blended with Major Historical Events by Seth Taras 

    1. The Hindenberg Disaster of May 6, 1937 

    2. Allied soldiers rushing the beach at Normandy in June 1944

    3. The Fall of the Berlin wall in 1989

    4. Adolf Hitler touring Paris and standing in front of the Eiffel Tower in 1940

    (via presidentkawaii)